give a stupid question get a stupid answer

Because fiesta is fun to say

Why are people afraid of clowns?

because they wear rubbish make up

why do greenhouse gasses bully the o-zone layer?

Because the O-zone used to bully the Gases, but the O-zone layer got old so the Gases are paying it back.

Why is guardians spelled wrong?

because bloodfist had to pee so he typed it quickly then went to pee

why do toilets flush?

So bullies can give nerds swirlies

why does michael jackson like young boys?

because at a young age he shaged trees

why do kqs only come like 3 times?

Because the game designers decided to make that part of the game while in an opium den.

Why don't men have boobs?

because they have there own name for boobs there called man boobs

why are they only 4 classes?

Cause outspark ran out of monies

Why dont mice scream?

becuase we squeak

why does thunder make noise and lightning make light?

cause thats what zeus wanted

why can boats float?

because the god of the sea doesn't want them on his lawn

why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

so they can have a place to ****

Why do evergreens stay green all the time?

its an evergreen isn't it obvious

why do you paint stuff in warhammer?

so u can make ur army pretty

why is the sea greenish?

snot

why doesn't tamy come on regularly?

because she doesnt like u

Who is tamy?

tamy is guild master and IceColdKing's wife [IceColdKing is a lvl65 cleric]

why doesn't thunter have a spouse?

Cause i isnt loved. (except by Gylf but thats friendly)

Why do cats have tails?

so other cats can eats them

why are mice suposted to be scared of cats?

cause cats are genetically superior to mice. Deal with it.

Why do dogs bark so much?

because they look at the worlds uglyness and make up songs that sound like barks

why doesn't gylf post on the forum

Cause she's too busy looking at me

Where'd ice go?

here

why isnt door married yet

cause the time difference between me and her is 6hours

why is ice not in frost guardians?